Sun Buns

oomshi:

chickenyaoi:

oomshi:

I wonder if people in Harry Potter gave head for house points

I’m going to fist you

20 points for Gryffindor!!!!

songofages:

blackyrider:

that’s the face of a best friend who just found the gold mine of a embarrassing nickname made for teasing

Sherl, Shezza, man so much material here.

starbucks cashier: how can i help you
me: i summon hazelnut latte in attack position. i activate the magic card "size grande" and apply it to my coffee. hazelnut latte allows me to special summon a cheese danish from the dessert section and set it in defense position. i set credit card face down and end my turn.

impwhoretant:

impwhoretant:

I’M CLEAN

image

i took

a shower

polarbear-fishbiscuits:

wannabefashionjournalist:

al-the-stuff-i-like:

To think that some people don’t see a problem with society is disturbing

it’s not just disturbing, it’s fucking scary. 

Y’all “rape culture doesn’t exist” preachers can fuck RIGHT off

craigslistdad:

and that’s when it came up and swallowed me millionth dollar

craigslistdad:

and that’s when it came up and swallowed me millionth dollar

laugh-dance-ellen:

"I haven’t had that much trouble coming out since 1997." (x)